Once upon a time, Daddy 007 met and wed Sarah Palin. Later he cheated on Sarah with Yankee Mom. Sarah proceeded to (thankfully) dump Daddy 007 while her daughter extended her fifteen minutes of fame on TV.

pridenotprejudice:

fuckyeahlgbt:

queerwatch:

civillyunioned:

“I like myself,” she wrote, “because I have two moms.”

Open house at Lesbian Dad

this story melted my heart.

this is the cutest thing ever.

I like myself because I have three moms.

Ooh, James Dobson is going to hate this: A new study has found that the kids of lesbian parents turn out just as well-adjusted as their peers. What’s more, they have fewer behavioral problems and greater self-confidence. That is to say, lesbian parents not only do just as well as hetero households on the child-rearing front, but they actually manage to do some things better. Who’s “focusing on the family” now, huh?

Good news for Mother Gussie and Big Moms. Bad news for Daddy 007 and Yankee Mom. Considering Katherine and I were complete dorks growing up, I’d say we lost the “well-adjusted” benefit. We’ll blame that on our set of hetero parents. 

fuckyeahchihuahua:

I will do anything for a pretty flower!

(via mamarico)

A long-haired chihuahua was my dream dog growing up.  Yankee Mom even promised to get me one when I graduated college.  Then I realized that the cuteness factor wouldn’t outweigh the yipping/annoying factor.  Plus, Jason refused to walk one so we got a French bulldog instead.

Deciphering the Twin Binge family tree can be a little daunting.  Please refer to this convoluted diagram as needed.

Christine and I begged Daddy 007 and Yankee Mom for a Sega Genesis.  After a heavy amount of persuasion, they finally got us one.  But what game did they get us?  Where in Time is Carmen San Diego.  Thanks guys, instead of killing the bad guys with the A button, I’ll just hunt for them throughout history based on a series of hard-ass clues that I probably couldn’t even figure now.