This exists. And yes, I did just order a copy of it from Amazon, so you guys can look forward to a very important and very lengthy review of this thing.
Genre: Inspiring, Tearjerker. Okay, sure. Fine! Super even. But they totally left out “Unitentionally hilarious.” I hate when things aren’t categorized correctly.
I already wish this movie was a hip-hopera.
Isn’t BAG just a cutie? He is because Lifetime told me his is! Hooray!
Finding a baby on your step is totally a (surprise!) especially if you are a rocker…but not if you are a hair stylist. I hear that shit happens to those people all of the time. Same with accountants.
Holy shit I hope BAG is singing and dancing in this movie. He has to be right? I hope he isn’t too much of a rocker because I love hip-hopper BAG and hearing him cover Pantera would be unfortunate for everyone involved.
Mom skips town, and Lifetime is just gleeful that dad is going to be the one dealing with diapers because men are the worst and they never do anything to help out with their progeny.
Feminism?
Another important archive from Mother Gussie’s life lessons. If you get knocked up on a one night stand, stick the kid with the dad.
"But having two moms presented me with a problem similar to coming out: Whom could I tell about the new domestic arrangement at my boyhood home? Having a lesbian mother was harder to accept than a gay child — or so I told myself…Just brand an “L” on my forehead, OK?"
