This lesbian would fall into an allergy-induced coma if she stepped foot into the Pussy Palace, but the moms wouldn’t hate her if they knew the truth.
"I was looking around today, and we have three female cats, we have a female dog, and then we have the three of us. And I was like, we’ve gotta get a guy in here!"
Jane Lynch, she lives in Pussy Palace too
Cat-loving and book-worm lesbians →
The perfect online forum for Mother Gussie.
"But having two moms presented me with a problem similar to coming out: Whom could I tell about the new domestic arrangement at my boyhood home? Having a lesbian mother was harder to accept than a gay child — or so I told myself…Just brand an “L” on my forehead, OK?"
Edward McClelland, “When mom comes out”
Lesbians or Justin Bieber on my milk carton?
"Yes, lesbians raise well-adjusted teens who don’t misbehave — and that proves it’s unnatural! Teenagers are supposed to be cryptic, angsty, mumble-mouthed, narcissistic, alienated, mood-swinging, reclusive, cynical hormone junkies, who go through vampire phases and are mortified to be seen with their parents, even when you take them some place awesome like the Grammys!"
Stephen Colbert, referring to the 25 year-long study about kids of lesbian parents (via muffdiver) (via girlcrushing) (via lipstick-feminists)
I just can’t compete with him on witty comments about Mother Gussie and Big Moms.
Mother Gussie’s take on the new Showtime series, The Real L Word, “They probably hired hot, straight, wannabe actresses to play scripted lesbians.”
But she was still excited for the premiere nonetheless.
Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber →
Maybe Christine can convince Mother Gussie to get a Bieber ‘do and be on this tumblr.
Do lesbians have healthier kids? →
Ooh, James Dobson is going to hate this: A new study has found that the kids of lesbian parents turn out just as well-adjusted as their peers. What’s more, they have fewer behavioral problems and greater self-confidence. That is to say, lesbian parents not only do just as well as hetero households on the child-rearing front, but they actually manage to do some things better. Who’s “focusing on the family” now, huh?
Good news for Mother Gussie and Big Moms. Bad news for Daddy 007 and Yankee Mom. Considering Katherine and I were complete dorks growing up, I’d say we lost the “well-adjusted” benefit. We’ll blame that on our set of hetero parents.
Rosie O’Donnell, you reading this? We want to be your friend.
