I wish Mother Gussie and Big Moms had a vag-illion dollars.

(Source: hulu.com)

It looks like I’m channeling a little Christine this early morning.  Not only can I not sleep, but I’m also up paying bills and watching The Suze Orman Show.  Christine applauds financial responsibility.  On another note, I’m pretty sure Big Moms would get her hair cut at Pam and Jan’s Female-Specific Barber Shop if it was in Texas.

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