melgotserved:

This is the real-life version of the grandmother at the end of The Carousel of Progress.

I am so impressed by this comparison.

Christine would probably make this her Christmas card if she could.  Instead, she’ll probably mail out Catholic Christmas cards and write out seasons greetings such as “God bless the heathens living in sin.”  That’s what she used to send to me at least.

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Bet you didn’t know this, but when the little girl touches and hugs Quasimodo at the end, Christine tears up.

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We are not Siamese.

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ladyjaypo:

I learned earlier this week that someone who has a drinking problem and a penchant for dramatic, colorful animation has spliced together a 60 minute Disney song-themed Power Hour DVD.

A Power Hour, for the unfamiliar, is a very dangerous (fun) drinking game wherein the players are supposed to…

Amazing. So of course I had to google it and the magic of the internet has produced not one but two Disney power hours, unfortunately one is in five parts which places a lot of responsibility on the drinker.

This one doesn’t actually start until like 4 minutes in:

http://vimeo.com/11951610

Part One:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2922970537333838987#

Christine and I have been singing Disney songs and drinking for years.  I’m not sure how we haven’t thought of or done this before.

mickeyandminnie:

Disney themed alcohol > regular alcohol

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Christine, next time you, me, and Jason hit up Disney World together, we should get tanked on a few bottles of this awesomeness first.

mickeyandminnie:

What.

A perfect hybrid of Christine’s and my favorite cartoons.

liketheorange:

Remember when Pluto got totally wasted with the St. Bernard? Whatever keeps you from hypothermia, right, kids?!

Mother Gussie saved many food UPC codes to get us old Disney cartoons like these on video.  Surprisingly, she didn’t use them to point out any life lessons to us (i.e. if you get stuck out in the cold, just get smashed).

synecdoche:

a) kinda want someone to kanye this shit and say cole sprouse is the best sprouse brother of all time.

b) hahaha one of the jonas brothers wasn’t nominated.

Life is a competition, Sprouse Twins! Get used to it.

psycho-for-vertigo:

LMAO!

I was bored and decided to look up Maggie Lawson. I’ve seen her in a ton of stuff—mostly where she was a guest star or a major character in an episode. lol Like Smallville. 

Anyways, I nearly forgot about this movie! XD

It was cheesey, but kinda cute. Kind of a romantic comedic take on the Prince and the Pauper.

I made Katherine’s day when I bought her this on VHS (complete with a clamshell case!) at a random Wal-Mart in North Carolina. After watching it, I learned Kathy Lee’s kid Cody is one fugly pre-teen.

Last night Daddy 007 called me to tell me that John Stamos was going to be Dancing with the Stars tonight and to tell me that a young person wrote an internet article about Uncle $crooge and Carl Barks.  These are pretty normal conversation topics for us. 

On a completely unrelated note, Kei$ha totally ripped off Uncle $crooge’s use of a dollar sign in a name.  He’s been rocking that since 1952.

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Mother Gussie and Oma bought us every new animated Disney movie on VHS, giving us a pretty extensive collection.  Too bad some of them are discolored because of cat piss.

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Katherine’s dog and Stitch could totally be twins too.