(Remembered by Kristin H)
Mother Gussie and Daddy 007 got us this one too. At least the farm came with animals that were more anatomically correct and to scale. That hen and cock are pretty big though…
When we were young, Daddy 007 would take us to explore holes in the ground.
FEMINIST HULK SMASH PATRIARCHY BUT ALSO GIVE DADDY 007 A PAIR OF TINY PURPLE SHORTS FOR FATHER’S DAY SO HULK CAN MATCH DADDY AND WE CAN SPLASH IN THE OCEAN AND DEBATE THE MEANING OF GENDER VS. SEX TOGETHER
(Actually, Daddy 077 gets a new smartphone for Father’s Day. I got all excited about wrapping it in this Hulk wrapping paper from the dollar store. He would love Feminist Hulk if he knew what twitter is.)
Daddy 007’s favorite educational programming. He used to set up the baking soda-vinegar experiment all the time in our backyard. It should be mentioned that in part due to Mr. Wizard’s and Daddy 007’s encouragement of nerdy dreams, I grew up to be a scientist.
Unca Bill is the bearded fellow who likes iron-clad animal sculptures in his front yard. He was not a badass like Daddy 007.
"The welders moved out owing money to the landlord and they left behind the metal Stegasaurous, which is really cool. The landlord is agreeable to sell it to me if there are no legal issues. I want this bad. It will be great in my backyard."
Unca Bill. Daddy 007’s cousin has eclectic taste when it comes to decorating his yard. He already has a copper alligator in it.
Daddy 007 always promised that he would get me a pet turtle that I could name Raphael. Daddy 007 lied.
(via supersuperkawii)
I’m contemplating ordering these for the whole family. Then we’ll all wear them to Disney World together and be those people.
Do lesbians have healthier kids? →
Ooh, James Dobson is going to hate this: A new study has found that the kids of lesbian parents turn out just as well-adjusted as their peers. What’s more, they have fewer behavioral problems and greater self-confidence. That is to say, lesbian parents not only do just as well as hetero households on the child-rearing front, but they actually manage to do some things better. Who’s “focusing on the family” now, huh?
Good news for Mother Gussie and Big Moms. Bad news for Daddy 007 and Yankee Mom. Considering Katherine and I were complete dorks growing up, I’d say we lost the “well-adjusted” benefit. We’ll blame that on our set of hetero parents.
I now understand why I only lasted a semester as an Anthropology major.
Katherine and I are always having to explain how archeologist Daddy 007 does not live the same life as Indiana Jones or Lara Croft.
Aside from giving us advice on personal hygiene, Grandma also liked to tell Katherine and me bedtime stories. Our favorite involved a watermelon - a giant watermelon. Grandma grew one in her backyard and had her husband carve out the inside. Once all the innards were all eaten, she, her husband, and Daddy 007 moved in, and the watermelon became their home.
And Katherine and I were so dumb, we actually thought this story was true.
Rosie O’Donnell, you reading this? We want to be your friend.
