When we were young, Daddy 007 would take us to explore holes in the ground.
Yesterday was apparently the fiftieth anniversary of Natural Bridge Caverns. This San Antonian has never been to Natural Bridge Caverns… nor the Spanish Governor’s Palace! For shame. Someone should visit both places with me.
Daddy 007 loves to cave. He probably celebrated Natural Bridge Caverns’ anniversary with a bottle of Shiner Bock and some cart topography analysis.
Mother Gussie and Daddy 007 probably took us to this cave when we were little. I remember going to lots of caves as a kid and then getting impetigo because I touched everything and then my face. Kids are gross and dirty. I’m not sure why my parents didn’t keep me on a leash.
Rosie O’Donnell, you reading this? We want to be your friend.
