"[Big Moms] is naked and wheeling around in the wheelchair downstairs. Don’t come down here."
Mother Gussie - I appreciated the warning.
"How are you? How’s school? Are you dating anyone? Are you having sex?"
Big Mom’s Mom - she just gets straight to the point
"But having two moms presented me with a problem similar to coming out: Whom could I tell about the new domestic arrangement at my boyhood home? Having a lesbian mother was harder to accept than a gay child — or so I told myself…Just brand an “L” on my forehead, OK?"
Edward McClelland, “When mom comes out”
I wish Mother Gussie and Big Moms had a vag-illion dollars.
(Source: hulu.com)
Coach Beast is the first woman I’ve seen that makes Big Moms look like a pussy.
(Source: New York Daily News)
"Big Moms is a snob. She wouldn’t let me buy myself some shampoo from the dollar store or go curbside shopping for a discarded coffee table off Craigslist. At least she paid for my $3.50 shampoo at Walgreens. I’m still getting furniture off the side of the road though."
Disgruntled Christine
Mother Gussie likes to torture Big Moms with pink flamingo decor. Big Moms is typically not amused.
"My inner monologue will be that she’s playing golf."
Kathy Griffin referring to her lesbian SVU character. Looks like she’s more like Big Moms than we originally thought.
A Stranger Mind: So, you guys need to help me out. →
My mom is gay. I’ve known for 5 years now and we moved in with her girlfriend 8 years ago. I’m cool with it and think it’s pretty awesome. I have 3 moms. Woohoo!
My dad’s mom is gay. I’ve known for as long as I can remember. She and her partner still have their Nintendo 64, so I play it whenever I visit. I have 5 grandmas. Woohoo!
I’ve never met anyone else with gay parents. Either that or no one else is out about it. I don’t know how that’s even possible since I’ve met so many people. The people that I tell are generally cool with it and I’ve never been teased or gotten any shit about it. I feel really lucky. Sometimes, though, I just want someone with similar experiences with whom I can talk.
Anyway. The point. Have any of you met someone (not including me if you’ve met me) with gay parents?
A belated welcome to the club, oceanhater (although I don’t know why someone would actually hate the ocean). You’re not the only one.
Miss. Kitty does this all the fucking time.
One of the Pussy Palace residents was notorious for making bread on Big Moms’ chest pre-breast reduction. He probably missed those boobs more than random perverted passer-byers.
Maybe Mother Gussie and Big Moms should discuss that article with Sue Sylvester.
“I like myself,” she wrote, “because I have two moms.”
this story melted my heart.
this is the cutest thing ever.
I like myself because I have three moms.
Do lesbians have healthier kids? →
Ooh, James Dobson is going to hate this: A new study has found that the kids of lesbian parents turn out just as well-adjusted as their peers. What’s more, they have fewer behavioral problems and greater self-confidence. That is to say, lesbian parents not only do just as well as hetero households on the child-rearing front, but they actually manage to do some things better. Who’s “focusing on the family” now, huh?
Good news for Mother Gussie and Big Moms. Bad news for Daddy 007 and Yankee Mom. Considering Katherine and I were complete dorks growing up, I’d say we lost the “well-adjusted” benefit. We’ll blame that on our set of hetero parents.
via turnofthecentury.
Mother Gussie and Big Moms’ family portrait had they been in the closet during the 1920s.
Rosie O’Donnell, you reading this? We want to be your friend.
