Big Moms ate all my Blue Bell ice cream sandwiches. RIP, tasty delights.

wellthatsadorable:

Honey, I’m low on cats. Could you pic up a few buckets of cats on your way home from work? And try not to pick up any of those creepy hunchy ones if you can. Cool, thanks. I’d do it myself, but there’s a Golden Girls marathon on tv, you understand.

Oh Jesus, I seriously think some sneaky person in the neighborhood dumps buckets of kitties in the lesbians’ backyard because they know a bunch of pussy-loving suckers live there.

Deciphering the Twin Binge family tree can be a little daunting.  Please refer to this convoluted diagram as needed.

Christine: It’s my boundary line.
Big Moms: You mean your starting line. 

Big Mom’s charming response regarding the tattoo along my lower abdomen.

fyeahdawsonscreek:

chuckbasstard:
Mr. McPhee: Get out of that doorway!
Jack: NO! This is one conversation that you can’t run away from! You don’t want to talk about Tim’s death! About Mom being sick! Or even why she’s sick! You don’t want to address the reality of why your daughter’s been on and off prescription drugs for the last two years! That’s fine, too! BUT WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ME!
Mr. McPhee: YOU CALM YOURSELF DOWN!
Jack: NO! I WILL NOT CALM DOWN AND I WILL NOT BE QUIET! YOU WANT TO RESOLVE THIS, THEN YOU ASK ME AGAIN.
Mr. McPhee: ASK YOU WHAT?!
Jack: THE QUESTION! ASK ME THE QUESTION AGAIN. Ask me if I’m gay. Ask me!
Mr. McPhee: You are not gay.
Jack: Yes! I am! You know it! I see how you look at me and I know you know. Think about the way that you treated me and the way that you treated Tim, because he was the real son, and I was different. And as hard as you’ve tried to stamp it out, and ignore it, I have tried HARDER! I have tried harder than you to be quiet, and to forget it, and to not bother my family with my problems. But I can’t try anymore, because it hurts. I’m sorry, Dad. Andie, I’m sorry. I don’t want to be going through this, but I am.

I once caught Big Moms watching this episode of Dawson’s Creek and crying for Jack. Sometimes she’s not as butch as she wants to be.

This is Leia, aka The Cat of a Million Faces. Mother Gussie should really stop comparing people’s look to others. Case in point: Big Moms the Baby Dinosaur.

Big Moms and Mother Gussie don’t look as bad as this fake lesbian couple.

It’s Big Moms!

One time Mother Gussie told Big Moms she looked like Baby Sinclair from the sitcom Dinosaurs. Mother Gussie meant this as a term of endearment, but naturally, Big Moms was offended.

This is Corky. She’s a bitch who hustled Katherine into adopting her. She was a stray and homeless and sweet and affectionate. Once Katherine convinced Mother Gussie and Big Moms take her in, Corky realized she had no use for Katherine anymore. She became Queen of the Pussy Palace and now hisses and scratches Katherine at every chance she gets.