Because two is better than oneTumblr (3.0; @twinbinge)http://twinbinge.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2demfYp61qb9as5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>If Christine ever moves to Austin, I expect her to rent here.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/14160545262http://twinbinge.com/post/14160545262Tue, 13 Dec 2011 03:00:05 -0600melrose placekmarina<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2d59Uwea1qb9as5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This may or may not describe Christine and me in social settings.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/14111336035http://twinbinge.com/post/14111336035Mon, 12 Dec 2011 03:00:06 -0600partycatpetskmarinaKatherine: I'm watching too much Melrose Place. I must have had an allergic reaction to something because there's a small rash on my wrist. I found and last night and thought, "No big deal. I just show it to Michael at work tomorrow." Then I realized that I neither work at Wilshire Memorial Hospital nor with Dr. Michael Mancini. I need a life.<br /> Christine: I would trust Dr. Kimberly Shaw more than Michael.<br /> Katherine: Please, Michael may be vindictive and conniving, but at least he's a smart and tenacious doctor. Kimberly is crazy-like holes in head and maternal delusions crazy. I'll take Michael's medical opinion over hers any day.http://twinbinge.com/post/14089779203http://twinbinge.com/post/14089779203Sun, 11 Dec 2011 17:48:27 -0600melrose placea conversationkmarina<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw1ydrifei1r2fo4co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://houseoforange.tumblr.com/post/14076184266/narwhalstrippingballs-lmfao-true-oh-man" target="_blank">houseoforange</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://narwhalstrippingballs.tumblr.com/post/14074367511/lmfao-true" target="_blank">narwhalstrippingballs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>LMFAO. True.</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh man, someone created one of these stereotypical maps that I can <em>actually</em> appreciate.</p> </blockquote> <p>We descend from the land of fat people.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/14089552947http://twinbinge.com/post/14089552947Sun, 11 Dec 2011 17:43:56 -0600texaskmarina<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltorji42Mz1qiyjpuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://footagenotfound.tumblr.com/post/11956457641/a-couple-of-things-this-exists-and-yes-i-did" target="_blank">footagenotfound</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal">A couple of things:</p> <ol><li>This exists. And yes, I did just order a copy of it from Amazon, so you guys can look forward to a very important and very lengthy review of this thing.</li> <li>Genre: Inspiring, Tearjerker. Okay, sure. Fine! Super even. But they totally left out “Unitentionally hilarious.” I hate when things aren’t categorized correctly.</li> <li>I already wish this movie was a hip-hopera.</li> <li>Isn’t BAG just a cutie? He is because Lifetime told me his is! Hooray!</li> <li>Finding a baby on your step is totally a (surprise!) especially if you are a rocker…but not if you are a hair stylist. I hear that shit happens to those people all of the time. <span> </span>Same with accountants.</li> <li>Holy shit I hope BAG is singing and dancing in this movie. He has to be right? I hope he isn’t too much of a rocker because I love hip-hopper BAG and hearing him cover Pantera would be unfortunate for everyone involved.</li> <li>Mom skips town, and Lifetime is just gleeful that <em>dad</em> is going to be the one dealing with diapers because men are the worst and they never do anything to help out with their progeny.</li> <li>Feminism?</li> </ol></blockquote> <p>Another important archive from Mother Gussie’s life lessons.  If you get knocked up on a one night stand, stick the kid with the dad.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/12138980561http://twinbinge.com/post/12138980561Sun, 30 Oct 2011 18:57:06 -0500unwed fatherlifetimebrian austin greenmother gussielife lessonskmarina<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt88igQ6J21qar3s3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wellthatsadorable.com/post/11581215922/bulldogbabycostume" target="_blank">wellthatsadorable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ve decided on a Halloween costume! I’m going to be a baby dressed as a French bulldog. Try and stop me.</p> <p>(<a href="http://designinit.blogspot.com/2010/10/halloween-week-diy-french-bulldog-baby.html" target="_blank">Via </a>- thanks for the link, Alan S!)</p> </blockquote> <p>Even though I’m pretty sure this dog is scratching his ass on the rug, this is maybe one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/11594367341http://twinbinge.com/post/11594367341Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:04:00 -0500french bulldogkmarina<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lss7cwhahQ1qb9as5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Someone’s got there very own <a target="_blank" href="http://twinbinge.com/tagged/maxwell">Maxwell</a> now.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/11219346979http://twinbinge.com/post/11219346979Sun, 09 Oct 2011 03:01:06 -0500maxwellpetssnookijersey shoreboobunny<p>I have no idea, and it doesn’t look like an easy task: <a href="http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/Toys-Hobbies/Pillow-People-The/510038890" target="_blank">http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/Toys-Hobbies/Pillow-People-The/510038890</a> How did we develop a reputation as pillow people picker sisters?</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/10419012295http://twinbinge.com/post/10419012295Mon, 19 Sep 2011 17:57:00 -0500full housepillow peoplekmarina<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrskpjt0M41qb9as5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>If this wasn’t already sold out, Christine might be getting a new shirt.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/10418604262http://twinbinge.com/post/10418604262Mon, 19 Sep 2011 17:48:00 -0500shirtcatglassesmodclothkmarina<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrsjuxj1kS1qb9as5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dear Ms Lange, I’m sure that you’re a very talented artist, but I’m not if the world needs necklaces made of Barbie boobs.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/10417773890http://twinbinge.com/post/10417773890Mon, 19 Sep 2011 17:30:00 -0500barbienecklacekmarina<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnj2tMulX1qb9as5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Christine, having finally seen this, I really don’t get your love for this movie.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/9580828538http://twinbinge.com/post/9580828538Tue, 30 Aug 2011 03:00:05 -0500xanaduolivia newton johnkmarina“Dave Holmes is a mo and like Jeff Timmons. My gaydar never picked this one up.”<br/><br/> - <em>Christine’s astonishment after reading <a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/08/01/dave-holmes-mtv-at-30/#more-151214" target="_blank">this article</a>.</em>http://twinbinge.com/post/9539373954http://twinbinge.com/post/9539373954Mon, 29 Aug 2011 03:00:06 -0500dave holmesjeff timmonsmtv98 degreeskmarinaKatherine: I have the fucking Sister Sister theme stuck in my head: http://youtu.be/pH48FM-8P9I. So now you do to. You're welcome.<br /> Christine: My team and I got second place in bar trivia last night.<br /> Katherine: Was it all about Sister Sister?<br /> Christine: No, but I got a lot of the questions about hippies and the fifities correct.<br /> Katherine: That's because you're a commie.http://twinbinge.com/post/9498880883http://twinbinge.com/post/9498880883Sun, 28 Aug 2011 07:35:09 -0500Sister SisterMowrykmarina<iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tuRTm4WTN9s?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I’m suddenly craving yogurt for breakfast.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/9498821490http://twinbinge.com/post/9498821490Sun, 28 Aug 2011 07:31:42 -0500yogurtjohn stamosoikoskmarina<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpy6n8eBYI1qb9as5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This lesbian would fall into an allergy-induced coma if she stepped foot into the Pussy Palace, but the moms wouldn’t hate her if they knew the truth.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/8934320139http://twinbinge.com/post/8934320139Sun, 14 Aug 2011 21:23:32 -0500pussy palacecatscat ladylesbiansboobunny<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lopldbmiLT1qb9as5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Tonight’s viewing.  I need to know what Daddy 007 archeologists are going to be like 1,000 years from now.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/7906058694http://twinbinge.com/post/7906058694Thu, 21 Jul 2011 19:29:35 -0500barry watson,my future boyfriendsara rueabc familykmarina<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnug6540sQ1qb9as5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hipsterly-captured dinnertime at the Pussy Palace.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/7253943904http://twinbinge.com/post/7253943904Mon, 04 Jul 2011 23:53:22 -0500pussy palacecatsboobunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmxtq6c8g61qb9as5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Here’s a dirty salad dressing ad for Christine to start her morning with.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/6620872349http://twinbinge.com/post/6620872349Fri, 17 Jun 2011 09:03:33 -0500salad dressingpaul newmankmarina<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/06/16/new.york.gay.marriage.tyree/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn">Super Bowl hero warns of 'anarchy' if NY approves gay marriage</a>: <p>If fair tax breaks and equal rights are going to lead to crazy anarchy, consider me <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Bakunin" target="_blank">Mikhail Bakunin</a>.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/6620709940http://twinbinge.com/post/6620709940Fri, 17 Jun 2011 08:55:02 -0500gay marriageanarchymikhail bakuninDavid Tyreeny giantskmarina<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/y66jex5D-wM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Yeah, <a target="_blank" href="http://twinbinge.com/post/432427023/more-perils-of-prostitution">I’m still not over it</a>.</p>http://twinbinge.com/post/6267588406http://twinbinge.com/post/6267588406Mon, 06 Jun 2011 19:39:14 -0500barbie80sbarbie home officemother gussieboobunny