| Scene: | Husband and wife in Target. |
| Katherine: | Can I please buy you this ninja turtles shirt? |
| Jason: | No, I'm too old for that. |
| Katherine: | It's called nostalgia. It's vintage. |
| Jason: | I didn't even like the ninja turtles as a kid. |
| Katherine: | What?! Why are we even married? |
| Jason: | Because you needed to increase your cool factor. |
Lack of Turtle Power
Rosie O’Donnell, you reading this? We want to be your friend.
