Aside from giving us advice on personal hygiene, Grandma also liked to tell Katherine and me bedtime stories. Our favorite involved a watermelon - a giant watermelon. Grandma grew one in her backyard and had her husband carve out the inside. Once all the innards were all eaten, she, her husband, and Daddy 007 moved in, and the watermelon became their home.

And Katherine and I were so dumb, we actually thought this story was true.