Twin Binge

thegoodfairy:

From The New Yorker

Happens to me every year.

So says kmarina on May 14, 2011 at 3:00 am

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Don’t worry, Santana. Only the butch ones do.

So says kmarina on May 11, 2011 at 6:01 pm

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Now I know why Christine went back to school.

So says kmarina on May 10, 2011 at 8:08 pm

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Alex: So dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls. What do the smart girls get?
Phil: Cats mostly.

(And living in a Pussy Palace.)

So says boobunny on April 21, 2011 at 12:02 am

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oh dear

So says boobunny on April 18, 2011 at 11:17 pm

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We have lots of moms too but for very different reasons.

So says kmarina on April 15, 2011 at 3:00 am

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Maybe this will change Christine’s opinion of dolphins.

So says kmarina on April 14, 2011 at 3:00 am

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thedailywhat:

Eight Lives Left of the Day: Though it may look like one of those gag arrows from your local novelty store, this one’s no joke.

A three-year-old cat named Max returned home after a two-day walkabout with a surprise for its Santa Cruz owners: An arrow stuck in his head. Luckily the pointed projectile completely missed his brain, and was safely removed at a nearby veterinary hospital.

Despite several leads from canvassing the neighborhood, authorities say they have no shooting suspects as of yet.

[reuters / gawker.]

Arrow to the head beats a bullet to the leg?

(Source: thedailywhat)

So says boobunny on April 13, 2011 at 6:53 pm

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You can officially get your Sweet Valley on. Happy reading!

(Source: NPR)

So says kmarina on April 13, 2011 at 3:19 pm

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Christine has too much free time on her hands.

So says kmarina on April 12, 2011 at 3:00 am

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Katherine:	Watching the first episode of Melrose is like seeing a lost episode of 90210!
Christine:	The first season doesn't get good until Amanda shows up around the 21st episode. Sydney makes a guest appearance in episode 19, but she becomes a regular in the second season and is the second banana bitch next to Amanda. And you have to think Allison and Billy are boring characters. It's a rule in the land of Melrose Place.
Katherine:	I don't know who Allison and Billy are yet. The guy from Desperate Housewives wears Cross Colors like I did. Makes me feel like less of a poser.

So says kmarina on April 11, 2011 at 3:00 am

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melgotserved:

This is the real-life version of the grandmother at the end of The Carousel of Progress.

I am so impressed by this comparison.

So says kmarina on April 6, 2011 at 7:39 pm

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thedailywhat:

What Is This I Don’t Even of the Day: Michael Chiklis and Patton Oswalt don adult diapers and reenact the talking twin boys video for some reason that couldn’t possibly matter less.

[fod.]

I know what Katherine and I are reenacting when we reunite in May.

(Source: thedailywhat)

So says boobunny on April 5, 2011 at 8:03 pm

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It’s happening again.

So says kmarina on April 5, 2011 at 2:35 pm

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thedailywhat:

[macro: kym.]

Socialist Daddy 007 concurs.

(Source: thedailywhat)

So says boobunny on April 5, 2011 at 9:49 am

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Rosie O’Donnell, you reading this? We want to be your friend.