December 2011
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Seek Proper Medical Care
Katherine: I'm watching too much Melrose Place. I must have had an allergic reaction to something because there's a small rash on my wrist. I found and last night and thought, "No big deal. I just show it to Michael at work tomorrow." Then I realized that I neither work at Wilshire Memorial Hospital nor with Dr. Michael Mancini. I need a life.
Christine: I would trust Dr. Kimberly Shaw more than Michael.
Katherine: Please, Michael may be vindictive and conniving, but at least he's a smart and tenacious doctor. Kimberly is crazy-like holes in head and maternal delusions crazy. I'll take Michael's medical opinion over hers any day.
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October 2011
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September 2011
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Anonymous asked: How may I find the same window pillow person DJ Tanner hade? When my mother was a child she had the same one and someone had stolen it alone with a couple other valuable things to her. I would be so grateful if someone could tell me where to find one just like it!
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August 2011
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Dave Holmes is a mo and like Jeff Timmons. My gaydar never picked this one up.
– Christine’s astonishment after reading this article.
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Katherine: I have the fucking Sister Sister theme stuck in my head: http://youtu.be/pH48FM-8P9I. So now you do to. You're welcome.
Christine: My team and I got second place in bar trivia last night.
Katherine: Was it all about Sister Sister?
Christine: No, but I got a lot of the questions about hippies and the fifities correct.
Katherine: That's because you're a commie.
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July 2011
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June 2011
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Super Bowl hero warns of 'anarchy' if NY approves... →
If fair tax breaks and equal rights are going to lead to crazy anarchy, consider me Mikhail Bakunin.
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Watching Full House...
savvysmiles:
I wish Bob Saget was my mom
Wouldn’t that be horrifyingly creepy and life alteringly confusing
but simultaniously totally awesome?
Mother Gussie has had a similar haircut. Does that count?
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May 2011
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I’m divorcing AT&T in 2 days. I am so excited like Jessie Spano.
– Christine
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April 2011
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Christine has too much free time on her hands.
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Katherine: Watching the first episode of Melrose is like seeing a lost episode of 90210!
Christine: The first season doesn't get good until Amanda shows up around the 21st episode. Sydney makes a guest appearance in episode 19, but she becomes a regular in the second season and is the second banana bitch next to Amanda. And you have to think Allison and Billy are boring characters. It's a rule in the land of Melrose Place.
Katherine: I don't know who Allison and Billy are yet. The guy from Desperate Housewives wears Cross Colors like I did. Makes me feel like less of a poser.
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thedailywhat:
What Is This I Don’t Even of the Day: Michael Chiklis and Patton Oswalt don adult diapers and reenact the talking twin boys video for some reason that couldn’t possibly matter less.
[fod.]
I know what Katherine and I are reenacting when we reunite in May.
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Let's hear it for the return of '90s Nickelodeon:... →
Daddy 007 is going to be pretty happy. It’s like SNICK all over again.
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March 2011
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