If Christine ever moves to Austin, I expect her to rent here.
This may or may not describe Christine and me in social settings.
Seek Proper Medical Care
| Katherine: | I'm watching too much Melrose Place. I must have had an allergic reaction to something because there's a small rash on my wrist. I found and last night and thought, "No big deal. I just show it to Michael at work tomorrow." Then I realized that I neither work at Wilshire Memorial Hospital nor with Dr. Michael Mancini. I need a life. |
| Christine: | I would trust Dr. Kimberly Shaw more than Michael. |
| Katherine: | Please, Michael may be vindictive and conniving, but at least he's a smart and tenacious doctor. Kimberly is crazy-like holes in head and maternal delusions crazy. I'll take Michael's medical opinion over hers any day. |
LMFAO. True.
Oh man, someone created one of these stereotypical maps that I can actually appreciate.
We descend from the land of fat people.
A couple of things:
- This exists. And yes, I did just order a copy of it from Amazon, so you guys can look forward to a very important and very lengthy review of this thing.
- Genre: Inspiring, Tearjerker. Okay, sure. Fine! Super even. But they totally left out “Unitentionally hilarious.” I hate when things aren’t categorized correctly.
- I already wish this movie was a hip-hopera.
- Isn’t BAG just a cutie? He is because Lifetime told me his is! Hooray!
- Finding a baby on your step is totally a (surprise!) especially if you are a rocker…but not if you are a hair stylist. I hear that shit happens to those people all of the time. Same with accountants.
- Holy shit I hope BAG is singing and dancing in this movie. He has to be right? I hope he isn’t too much of a rocker because I love hip-hopper BAG and hearing him cover Pantera would be unfortunate for everyone involved.
- Mom skips town, and Lifetime is just gleeful that dad is going to be the one dealing with diapers because men are the worst and they never do anything to help out with their progeny.
- Feminism?
Another important archive from Mother Gussie’s life lessons. If you get knocked up on a one night stand, stick the kid with the dad.
I’ve decided on a Halloween costume! I’m going to be a baby dressed as a French bulldog. Try and stop me.
(Via - thanks for the link, Alan S!)
Even though I’m pretty sure this dog is scratching his ass on the rug, this is maybe one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.
Someone’s got there very own Maxwell now.
Anonymous asked: How may I find the same window pillow person DJ Tanner hade? When my mother was a child she had the same one and someone had stolen it alone with a couple other valuable things to her. I would be so grateful if someone could tell me where to find one just like it!
I have no idea, and it doesn’t look like an easy task: http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/Toys-Hobbies/Pillow-People-The/510038890 How did we develop a reputation as pillow people picker sisters?
If this wasn’t already sold out, Christine might be getting a new shirt.
Dear Ms Lange, I’m sure that you’re a very talented artist, but I’m not if the world needs necklaces made of Barbie boobs.
Christine, having finally seen this, I really don’t get your love for this movie.
"Dave Holmes is a mo and like Jeff Timmons. My gaydar never picked this one up."
Christine’s astonishment after reading this article.
| Katherine: | I have the fucking Sister Sister theme stuck in my head: http://youtu.be/pH48FM-8P9I. So now you do to. You're welcome. |
| Christine: | My team and I got second place in bar trivia last night. |
| Katherine: | Was it all about Sister Sister? |
| Christine: | No, but I got a lot of the questions about hippies and the fifities correct. |
| Katherine: | That's because you're a commie. |
I’m suddenly craving yogurt for breakfast.
This lesbian would fall into an allergy-induced coma if she stepped foot into the Pussy Palace, but the moms wouldn’t hate her if they knew the truth.
Rosie O’Donnell, you reading this? We want to be your friend.
